Flathead County Police Blotter

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08/06/2019 at 11:18 • Filed to: Police Blotter

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Kalispell:

3 p.m. A man wanted police to do a welfare check on someone he “thinks lives in Kalispell.” Law enforcement said they were going to need more information than that before they could help.

3:05 p.m. A woman called 911 because she left her gun in Kalispell when she moved out of town.

3:07 p.m. A van was illegally parked for a month.

3:35 p.m. Someone called 911 to report that their family members were “being mean.”

2:38 p.m. A woman called 911 to report that another woman’s pet goose had bitten her son. According to the report, the goose’s owner had brought the bird down to a local pond so it could go for a swim when the animal attacked multiple children.

4:10 p.m. A man was standing in the bushes waiting for money.

5:32 p.m. A woman trying to call her internet provider ended up calling 911 instead.

6:50 p.m. A woman saw a dog sitting in a hot car, so she reached in the vehicle and grabbed it in an apparent effort to save it from the heat.

7:38 p.m. A youth was spinning brodies in a parking lot.

8:34 p.m. Two youths were up to no good.

9:37 p.m. A dog was barking.

10:04 p.m. A Kalispell woman reported that someone walked up to her front door and asked if he could stay at her house. The woman said he could not.

11:10 p.m. Someone wouldn’t stop revving his engine.

11:44 p.m. A man was trying to break into cars.

3:38 p.m. A woman put on some makeup and gambled for several hours at an area casino.

5:57 p.m. A “creepy guy” was playing guitar outside a Kalispell business.

6:08 p.m. Someone was selling drugs out of a van.

6:17 p.m. A man tried, and failed, to steal a car in Kalispell.

7:38 p.m. A Kalispell couple was screaming at each other.

7:42 p.m. Some kids were threatening each other.

Libby:

11:16 a.m. A dog was on the loose.

11:29 a.m. Two other dogs were also on the run.

11:49 a.m. Another dog was sitting by itself in a car.

2:12 p.m. A youth was caught with booze.

4:19 p.m. Someone reported that her landlord was stealing her stuff. Later, the woman called back to report that the landlord was now trying to kill her.

5:04 p.m. A motorhome was disabled.

7:39 p.m. A Libby man said his tires were slashed.

8:28 p.m. A Libby dog had been missing for five days.

9:41 p.m. A man was driving in the wrong lane of traffic.

10:39 p.m. A Libby man called 911 because his neighbor was mowing his lawn. Apparently, the man thought 10:39 p.m. was a lousy time to do yard work.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! facw > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/06/2019 at 11:31

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3:38 p.m. A woman put on some makeup and gambled for several hours at an area casino. 

So, I don’t feel like women need to wear makeup, but calling the police because of it seems like overkill. And I think gambling for several hours is what you are supposed to do at casinos (not that it’s a necessarily a great life choice) ?

I hope the missing dog was one of the three (or two, if a duplicate sighting) loose ones, and was successfully recovered.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/06/2019 at 11:33

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/06/2019 at 11:50

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10:39 is much too late to be doing yardwork.

If that lady managed to save  that dog from certain doom, good on her.


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/06/2019 at 11:59

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Geese are the worst. 


Kinja'd!!! AfromanGTO > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/06/2019 at 12:12

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What is spinning brodies????


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > AfromanGTO
08/06/2019 at 12:14

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/06/2019 at 12:15

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10/10 meth was involved.


Kinja'd!!! 450X_FTW > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/06/2019 at 12:18

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This is the greatest collection of white people problems I ever saw before.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > 450X_FTW
08/06/2019 at 12:42

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This is northwest Montana , possibly the least ethnically diverse area of the US.


Kinja'd!!! 450X_FTW > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/06/2019 at 12:45

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White on rice in a snowstorm. 


Kinja'd!!! benn454 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/06/2019 at 13:22

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6:08 p.m. Someone was selling drugs out of a van.

Was it DOWN BY THE RIVER?


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > lone_liberal
08/06/2019 at 19:20

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Especially when you've only got a standard sized oven...


Kinja'd!!! ST80MND > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/06/2019 at 19:29

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“standing in the bushes waiting for money.”

Was looking for a money tree, and got confused.


Kinja'd!!! facw > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/06/2019 at 21:22

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In other Montana police news:

A man assaulted a 13-year-old because he was ‘disrespecting the national anthem,’ witness says

Of particular concern:

It was not clear if Brockway had an attorney, though he was scheduled to be released on his own recognizance Tuesday. The Missoulian reports he was charged with assault with a weapon in 2010, resulting in a 10-year probation sentence. 

I’m pretty sure when I guy on probation for assault with a weapon is accused of fracturing  a child’ s skull for some stupid reason, it’s a pretty good sign that they shouldn’t be offered bail, let alone released on their own recognizance.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
08/06/2019 at 23:28

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They are smaller than a turkey and you are not getting much off of the neck.